Trivial Pursuits
jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

Kid meme, you said Archie and Theresa would have two more kids so tell me about them

thecrazyalaskan:

Fair enough. 

  • Name:
    Nicholas Ernest Vincent 

  • Gender:
    Male 

  • General Appearance:
    Physically he takes after Theresa— ginger-ish hair, green eyes. Unlike his older sister, he’s more on the short side at 5’ 5” / 165 cm. 

  • Personality:
    Fairly easy going, almost zen when under pressure. 

  • Special Talents:
    An incredibly sympathetic listener 

  • Who they like better:
    Both 

  • Who they take after more:
    Theresa

  • Personal Head canon:
    His middle name comes from poet William Ernest Henley. Knowing his father and his penchant for poetry (which evolved to include more than just classic Greek), this might not be too surprising; however, there’s a little more depth to it. Henley is most famous for the poem "Invictus," from which Archie drew a surprising amount of encouragement, borderline comfort, during his early teen years since his home life up to that point had been pretty crappy. Theresa’s the only one who knows the full story behind Archie’s relationship with that poem, and why he wanted to give his son that particular middle name. 

  • Face Claim:
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  • Name:
    Michael Alexis Vincent 

  • Gender:
    Genderfluid

  • General Appearance:
    Presents fairly androgynous, but it can swing any given direction on any given day. The constants are black hair and grey eyes— where Nicholas takes after Theresa, Michael takes after Archie. Wears glasses every so often. 

  • Personality:
    A lot like Erinna— very go and active— but nowhere near as precious or rebellious, and has a very intense moral compass.   

  • Special Talents:
    Very artistic, especially with paint and ink. 

  • Who they like better:
    Both 

  • Who they take after more:
    Both of zir parents have compared zir to a more toned down version of Archie in his late teen years, so there you have it. 

  • Personal Head canon:
    Of the three kids, Michael is the most defensive of zir older siblings and parents. The first instance of this was the summer before the third grade after the local playground bully, after realizing that picking on Michael’s looks wasn’t going to get a reaction, ragged on Archie having a brace because third graders are so tolerant of those who are different, amirite? The next thing Theresa and Archie knew, Michael was beating the shit out of some kid with every intention of defending zir father’s dignity.
    This was not the last time Archie had to drag his enraged third-born child off / pick zir up from school after getting into it with someone who was disrespecting. 

  • Face Claim:
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    ((Apologies for random anime, but this is surprisingly accurate)) 

linhfish:

it’s still February so it’s not too late to post this!

here is a short comic about the troubles of being a werewolf on Valentine’s Day

#werewolfproblems

/cries a lot because I want to go to LeakyCon but can’t

ask80sboyfriends:

Felix: You know, he acts like he’s all that and a bag of chips. But believe it or not, he has a lotta love to give. This is coming from the sprite that’s lucky enough to experience it everyday. 

Class of the Titans: Harry Potter AU

thecrazyalaskan:

locoexclaimer wanted me to tell her about the mostly-finalized notes for this (I still need to assign Boggarts), so I’m posting it here. Details under the cut because it’s kinda long. 

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Gosshshh I love this <3

I should totally write something about these guys in this universe. I’m still loving the idea of playing with the dynamics between Neil as a Slytherin and everybody else, especially the Gryffindors. (coughcoughGryffindor!Jay/Slytherin!Neilcough)

OTP Child Meme : 80s Boyfriends

asked by thecrazyalaskan
humanized because yeah no

Name: Francis Orion (‘f’ names are a tradition in Felix’s family) (also Orion is my humanized surname of choice for Turbo)

Gender: Male. Maybe ftm, I haven’t thought about it much. That’d be cute though.

General Appearance: Very handsome kid, with pale, almost grey-ish skin, dark ass grey hair, and blue eyes like Felix’s.

Personality: Gentlemanly as Felix raised him to be, but unable to help the unholy amounts of rambunctiousness and sass he inherited from Turbo.

Special Talents: Actually, I’m not sure. I don’t think it’d be either of his parents’ skills. Painting? Painting.

Who they like better: Hahahahahaa

Who they take after more: It’s a pretty even balance, but ultimately, Felix.

Personal Headcanon: This kid is in no way heterosexual. Maybe bi. More likely flamingly gay.

Face Claim: I am so terrible at thinking up faceclaims, I just want to make everybody an actor from Harry Potter because like 80% of all I watch is animated. Suggestions?

OTP Child Meme : France/Flossie

asked by thecrazyalaskan.

Name: Alexandrine Bonnefoy (the last name is Bonnefoy right? I just googled it.)

Gender: Either female or genderqueer.

General Appearance: The blondest blonde to ever blonde

Personality: Gentle, kind, and excellent at bending every rule known to man without actually getting caught doing anything wrong.

Special Talents: Writing. She probably pens like six dozen books or some shit.

Who they like better: I really don’t like this question.

Who they take after more: Very much like Flossie in very many ways.

Personal Headcanon: I bet Flossie had a lot of worries about the pregnancy. :I

Face Claim: Evanna Lynch

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OTP Child Meme : Kristanna

Asked by that nerd thecrazyalaskan
I’m sure this kid would have lots of siblings, but I’m calling him the oldest.

Name: Prince Elias. Look I know it’s nice to have a surname and all, but Kristoff would take on Anna’s surname not the other way around. She’s a pure royal, she has a lineage, and that would be prioritized over gender norms tbh. So idk what his surname will be.

Gender: Cis male

General Appearance: A lot like his father, very tall, and he grows up to be bigger than his mother.

Personality: Very dutybound, he idolizes his Aunt Elsa and tries to be just like her, but being goofy is simply in his genetics, it can’t quite be helped.

Special Talents: He has an incredibly clever way for solving problems, and can always be counted upon to make wise choices.

Who they like better: Snerk I bet he’s a hella momma’s boy in the most adorable possible way.

Who they take after more: It’s a fairly even split.

Personal Headcanon: He adores stories more than anything in the whole world, which delights Anna and Kristoff, because so do they.

Face Claim: Patrick Stump. No, I’m serious.

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